Found a quote on Gmail Webclips again, so followed the quote to the originating website .. and bingo .. found a few nice ones from the same author:
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey AdamsIf it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.
Joey AdamsMarriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
Joey AdamsSmack your child every day. If you don’t know why – he does.
Joey Adams
Love the third one especially .. and the fourth one is just plain funny .. 
